10. Always remember: If they want to be considered for the position in question, be sure to have each candidate fill out and turn in a completed application, along with at least three verifiable references, a State or Federally issued photo ID, a urine/blood sample and a credit check.

9. Make every attempt to lead a "cash only--no credit cards/no personal checks" existence.

8. Always remember: Talk doesn't cook rice.

7. Constantly simplify/unclutter your living space and your life.

6. Avoid bullsh*t at all costs.

5. Please don't forget to take excellent care of your physical self.

4. Turn soft and lovely whenever you have a chance.

3. Stick to your guns---and make very sure that they are loaded.

2. Keep on rocking in the free world.

1. Trust God.